July 2011
83 posts
“I think it’s so unfair, though, to send people to Hell for saying ‘Jesus...”
– LOUIS C.K., Louie (via inothernews)
I am pretty sure this man is going to keep me...
Me, noticing that our beagle is rooting around in my laptop bag: Can I help you, Olive? What are you doing? Chiv: Stealing money for cigarettes.
I love Chiv because he had a whiskey ginger...
[We were on the phone. I was driving home, and Chiv was already home.] Chiv: The RSVPs came in from the printer’s today. Me: Yay! How do they look? Chiv: They look good! They’re just a little bit lighter than the invitations. And they’re kind of grainy. But you can barely tell. They look good. Me: Grainy? Oh no! But they still look good? Chiv: Yeah! Me: Are you sure? Because we...
al roker's face says it all.
shalewa:
(also, this means ryan gosling can handle a big girl. C’MON, SON.)
