superbigrobot: We have a yard now. You’re welcome dogs. Tumblr! Look at our dogs!
You know, for someone who acts as acerbic and snotty as I do, I have a really difficult time telling someone “No, because you’re acting crazy / messy, and I don’t want to be around you.” I try to think of a more polite way of saying it, but I can’t, and so I kind of squirm a little bit and keep quiet and feel like a fish flopping around on a tiny, crazy boat.