June 2012
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“You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to...”
– Dita Von Teese (via cracksillo)
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I should get an award for not responding to this work email with “I’m really sorry, Princess.”
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Overheard at work this morning:
Co-worker: So I got engaged this weekend. Boss: Congratulations! To your girlfriend? Co-worker: … No, I went to a gentlemen’s club on Saturday and found love. Who knew?
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Hiding in the office and Tumbling while you have friends over for your housewarming party as self care.
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If I wake up at 5am and work from 5am until 7am in bed before leaving the house at 7:30am to come to the office to continue working, I should be able to have the rest of the day off, right? Because I don’t want to do anything else today.
“Trust me, Miss Steele,” he groaned wantonly like an aching, lonely lady of the...”
– 50 Shades of Grey
like an aching, lonely lady of the night
like an aching, lonely lady of the night
like an aching, lonely lady of the night
(via i-found-you-justine-time)
I got so distracted by the awful relationship dynamics that I forgot to sit back and enjoy the AWFUL writing. This is...
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Two things that I do not understand today:
Flower crowns and zumba pants.
cannibalhalfling:
crisium:
moonykins:
pie-overlord:
tinydragongina:
kamillebidoof:
erotic horse fanfiction
fifty shades of neigh
I ugly laughed. Like, legit went “WAHUHUHUHUHUH”.
I howled. Oh god.
Choked on air, a bit.
