You can be the ripest, juiciest peach in the world, and there’s still going to...– Dita Von Teese (via cracksillo)
I should get an award for not responding to this work email with “I’m really sorry, Princess.”
Overheard at work this morning:
Co-worker: So I got engaged this weekend. Boss: Congratulations! To your girlfriend? Co-worker: … No, I went to a gentlemen’s club on Saturday and found love. Who knew?
Hiding in the office and Tumbling while you have friends over for your housewarming party as self care.
If I wake up at 5am and work from 5am until 7am in bed before leaving the house at 7:30am to come to the office to continue working, I should be able to have the rest of the day off, right? Because I don’t want to do anything else today.
Trust me, Miss Steele,” he groaned wantonly like an aching, lonely lady of the...– 50 Shades of Grey like an aching, lonely lady of the night like an aching, lonely lady of the night like an aching, lonely lady of the night (via i-found-you-justine-time) I got so distracted by the awful relationship dynamics that I forgot to sit back and enjoy the AWFUL writing. This is...
Two things that I do not understand today:
Flower crowns and zumba pants.
cannibalhalfling: crisium: moonykins: pie-overlord: tinydragongina: kamillebidoof: erotic horse fanfiction fifty shades of neigh I ugly laughed. Like, legit went “WAHUHUHUHUHUH”. I howled. Oh god. Choked on air, a bit.